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They told us we had to limit our cow puns to a single area on the site.

So we moo-ved them all here.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient c—? Moo.
What does a cow farm smell like?
A cow's dairy air.
They told me not to butcher any of these jokes. The steaks are pretty high. 
Cow puns are udderly terri-bull. 
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture bedtime.
Is there anything cheesier than a dairy pun?
COW